Devil Clothes

Well, I already failed my goal of posting every day. That lasted long didn't it? It wasn't completely my fault since I was out late with Danielle trying to find a suit to wear to my company's Holiday Party this Friday. Yes I said "find a suit". By various acts of thuggery I'm having to wear the most evil of all clothing. I've always been convinced that if Satan actually exists, he wears suits (and high end ones at that). How anyone could pay as much as two round trip tickets across country for clothing that is neither very comfortable nor durable and makes you look as exiting as an hour of C-SPAN NOT be serving a of sentence for some kind of heavenly violation I'll never know. This being the case, I'm not to confident in my location in the afterlife because not only are suits currently WAY more expensive then I remember them being (500-800 for a cheaper set now)and my freakish body size drives up the price considerably. This means buying higher end clothing or having a common set custom altered. I wish I could remember what I did that was so sinful to deserve this. I'd really like to know because it must have been a hell of a lot of fun!